Hello, welcome to the Aperture Science present and historical enrichment center.
This simulation will help you during your visit to reach a maximum capacity of knowledge on everything Apurture.
We would like to take a moment to inform you that the rumours you hear about us are untrue. We have not, and will not hold people against their will to perform tests for us in our extremely dangerous and misleading tests.
On another note, if you happen to find a woman with brunette hair, and happens to be wearing an orange jumpsuit, she is a new employee and has serious mental issues. If spotted, please give us a call and we will detain her.
Just remember to enjoy your visit here at this enrichment centers, and
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